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Martha Stewart Gives Epic Sex Advice, Talks About Prison Food

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Martha Stewart's recent AMA confirmed what we already knew: She's a boss (especially alongside Mr. Obrien). Some of the highlights include her epic sex tips (take note, ladies and gentlemen) and her vehement distaste for truffle oil. It's not often that the 72-year-old, self-made woman behind the Martha Stewart mega-empire speaks so frankly.We got to give her props for not shying away from the more TMI questions and those on her prison stint a few years back.

Oh, Martha, we love you.

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Martha will not criticize you. (A piece of advice we could all probably follow…)

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Martha wishes she were closer with Snoop. But, don’t we all?

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Martha’s favorite singer is Pharrell.

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Martha will not feed you snacks, only hors d’oeuvres. There’s a difference.

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Martha will not drink your soda, but she would love to eat your kale.

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Martha does not understand why you would want to freeze your cheese.

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Martha Stewart stops at one taco. She doesn’t even know how many she can eat because she stops at one, even if she is still hungry. (This concept eludes us.)

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It is unclear on how much catamole Martha could consume, but we assume she would only eat one serving whether she was still hungry or not.

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 Martha gives the best sex advice

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She basically owns Emeril

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Martha Stewart on truffle oil

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Martha Stewart on prison food

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Her favorite movie is Wolf of Wall Street, obviously

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