Sneak Booze with Awkward Tampon Flasks


For folks that always try to sneak in booze to the movie theater, Disneyland, work conferences, etc. there’s a cool little product for you on Amazon’s “Home and Kitchen” department.

Sorry, guys, but this one might only help out the ladies as a five-pack of “Tampon Stealth Flasks” provide a hiding spot for alcohol that can easily fit in a purse, or even your back pocket.

Granted, it means you’ll eventually have to pull out the tampon flask and get some funny looks when you drink out of it. However, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Not sure what the male equivalent to this incognito flask might be, but somehow a Jockstrap Stealth Flask doesn’t sound like a good idea.

Isai has eaten food practically his whole life, so writing about food came naturally to him. Isai likes to find the lighter side of all stories. He is a man who believes in the simple things in life like string cheese, Cactus Cooler, and tagless t-shirts.

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  • D Allen

    After she’s had a few, I wonder what the surprise would be at the end of the evening. Also, hope she likes warm liquor. Guys should just stick with the cigar flask. Ask Bill Clinton.

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