So you're at a party and your coordination's a little . . . off. Your normally work-beaten hands are suddenly weak and clammy and no matter how much you scrunch your face, you just can't . . . seem  . . . to open . . .  this damn . . . beer bottle. Normally you'd have to concede, ask someone else to open it, or pretend you didn't even really want beer in the first place. But now, there's a shirt for that.

The folks at bougie men's clothing company Criquet have designed a whole line of shirts meant to get you through the toughest of times, with a reinforced shirt lining that prevents you from completely trashing the fabric of your button-up whilst twisting open beer bottles. Not typically newsworthy, except that they advertise it as being the perfect twist top-opener. Sure, we'd much prefer shirts with actual built-in bottle openers (perhaps built into the button lining, though whoever can work one into a clubbing dress would be a godsend), but at least Criquet's hearts are in the right place.

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