After last year's scandal (see: Cap'n Crunch is a Liar and a Fraud), it seems that the Cap'n is attempting to redeem himself with a rather ambitious new cereal. The new dessert-breakfast features sweetened corn and oat bits covered in the signature multicolored sprinkles of your classic frosted donut.
No word on how this newcomer actually tastes but we have high hopes. Just don't try to pull another fast one on us Cap'n and none of that Froot Loops-all-taste-the-same nonsense. We want bona fide donut-flavored cereal and nothing but.