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Here at Foodbeast, we love vaginas almost as much as we love food. We've compiled a list that combines our two favorite things both as they appear in nature and in the kitchens of creative (and slightly insane) vagina fans. Enjoy!

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 1. Oysters

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Pretty sure it's impossible to eat an oyster like this without wearing a "Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw" t-shirt.

PicThx thefrisky

 

2. Steaks

37 Vagina Steak

PicThx mixedmartialarts

 

3. Tacos

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We're not sure what's happening with these tacos, but we think we like it.

PicThx Zoklet

 

4. Grapefruits

grapefruit

PicThx sexxxinthekitchen

 

5. Oranges

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PicThx Dave's Daily Dose

 

6. Papayas

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Fun fact: "papaya" is a Cuban slang term for "vagina," which made things pretty awkward when Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney told a Cuban radio audience that he was a "big fan of papaya" during the 2012 campaign.

PicThx latinzine

 

7. Honeydew Melons

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PicThx foodofmyaffection

 

8. Sweet Potatoes

SPPicThx meatisadelicacy

 

9. Bell Peppers

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This pepper is more clitoral than vaginal, but let's be real: no one ever got anywhere by ignoring the clitoris.

PicThx fairfaxunderground

 

10. Onions

vaginaonion

PicThx Disclose

 

11. Cupcakes

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PicThx Chaos Bakery

 

12. Cookies

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Cakehead Loves Evil has come up with a terrifyingly new approach to the vagina pastry theme with these fanged vagina cookies.

 

13. Beef Tongue

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No comment.

PicThx The Accidental Vagina

 

14. This Lord of the Rings Cake

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The raging yeast infection happening in this edible vagina is almost scarier  than the actual Eye of Sauron.

PicThx Geekosystem