Carl’s Jr. Teases Us With a 12x12x12 Burger
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This Restaurant Plays Audio Clips of the Worst Yelp Reviews for Bathroom Patrons
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This Is What Bacon Jello Looks Like
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‘Milking’ Is Stupid, and a Horrible Waste of Milk
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Step Up the Chic With Flower & Fruit Ice Cubes
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New Kahlúa Midnight is Best Chased With A Slice of Orange
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Hello Kitty Steamed Buns Are Not Adorable Sliced Open
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Amazon Sells Wine Now, Feel Free to Make (Or Not Make) Better Life Choices
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Chipotle Stepping It Up With Craft Beers
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Poll Shows More Amercians Would Rather Eat a Burger With Obama Than Romney
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A Beer Can Keyboard is a Brilliant, Sad Waste of Booze
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IDEA: Iron-Pressed Cinnamon Roll Waffles
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Gangnam Style Takes Over Coffee
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Yogurtland’s Pumpkin Pie Froyo is Back for Seconds, Just in Time for Thanksgiving
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Airplane Forced to Turn Around When One Scumbag Passenger Tries to Nap During Dinnertime
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Apparently McDonald’s Thinks the Hmong Language Reads Like a Keysmash – ASDSAKDLJSADKJASJK
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No Special Treatment for Drunken ‘Level 14 Government Officials’ At McDonald’s Drive-Thrus
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Despotic Vending Machine Demands Tribute in Exchange For Rice Snacks
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