Woman Pulled Over While Tipsy and Looking for Open Domino’s

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A woman in Louisville was pulled over for drunk driving Sunday, but fret not, she wasn’t swerving and losing control because of her inebriated state. It was apparently because she was trying to score some late-night pizza. (Actually, probably because of her inebriated state as well.)

She was stopped at 2:30 a.m. The police found the Domino’s Pizza website open on her cell phone, as she had a hankering for some greasy, gooey, pizza goodness.

The woman told the police she had consumed a half bottle of wine and a beer, which is usually enough to trigger a pepperoni pizza craving. Am I right? Can’t blame her for wanting pizza, but the rest of her decisions were questionable.

She was charged for both driving under the influence of alcohol and using her cell phone while driving.

This could have all been avoided if it was easier to find pizza places that are open 24 hours. Or if, like, she hadn’t been drunk driving. Either, or.

H/T WDRB, Pic Thx Google Play

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