This Is Why People on the Internet Are Suddenly Choking on Turkey Slices

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This woman might be the most talented sucker in the world. If you want to shout out your favorite porn star, go ahead, but not even they can suck like this.

How she doesn’t choke and die from this strange talent is beyond me, but it certainly is marvelous to watch.

About two years ago, a video surfaced where the woman put a turkey deli slice over her mouth and just inhaled it without taking a single bite. It’s almost like she has an internal vacuum:

Then earlier this month, a Vine video was put up by a gentleman named Shonduras, where the same girl showed her turkey sucking talent once again:

Looks a little suspicious, right? It feels like it could easily be a camera trick. Can this woman really be doing this? It seems almost physically impossible. It feels like there’s no way these deli slices can be ingested without getting lodged in your throat first. Well, a behind the scenes video from the Vine video, for a little vidception. It seems legit, but you never know:

It hasn’t caught full fire, like other challenges, but the “Turkey Slurpee Challenge” is now a thing. People are posting up videos of themselves attempting to swallow turkey slices, and as you can imagine, fail miserably:

Don’t be surprised if this catches on. If people are willing to swallow ground cinnamon and eat ghost chilies, more people could definitely try this stupid challenge.

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