Be the first parent on the block to show off how you properly teach your kids the ways of getting watermelon wasted with this Plush Spiked Watermelon. A one of a kind product, this adorable plushy set is hand sewn and comes complete with a plush vodka bottle, knife, watermelon, and a hole that's been dissected for the action [which is entirely up to you once you get it]. Created by FluffyFlowers of Etsy, the set is made from fleece and felt, so if you're having a legitimate watermelon vodka hangover, at least you know these would make an awesome pillow.

[$100 @ Etsy via FoodDiggity]