This Mug Doesn’t Hide Coffee’s Diarrhetic Qualities

Let’s be frank — some of us have a disgusting, arguably therapeutic morning routine. Wake up, breakfast, Facebook, coffee, more Facebook, coffee, a little Twitter, poop time, a little Twitter while on the can, check e-mail for five minutes, go to the water cooler, get more coffee, a little more Twitter, more coffee, and then another poop before lunch time.

What can I say? I’d be lying if I said coffee didn’t have me in the bathroom every 15 minutes…so what better way to remind myself of the tragic diarrhetic nature of my morning coffee than having it emblazoned on my mug?

If you find yourself constantly saying “Coffee Makes Me Poop,” then this mug is for you. ($14.199 @ Amazon)

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