Game of Thrones ‘Kaleesi’ Burger Comes with Red Dragon Cheese and Dinosaur Kale

Fret not GoT fans, it’s not a typo. No, while the latest hijink by master food pornographer PornBurger is inspired by the Mother of Dragons, it also has a kale patty instead of meat. Thus, “kale-esi.”

Don’t let the lack of horse heart fool you though. Everything about this royal tribute is pretty and formidable, from the gruesome-looking beet gratin with red dragon cheese to the fiery berbere spice-rubbed patty made from dinosaur kale. Shiitake mushroom bacon, heirloom tomatoes, sumac aioli, and 12 grain seed buns top off the rest of the massive fan service, which almost makes you wonder how enormous a Khal Drogo burger would be.

“Call this smoldering dinosaur kale burger what you will,” writes Matthew Ramsey, PornBurger mastermind, “just don’t call it weak.”

Picthx PornBurger

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