This Cool Mitten Flask is Perfect for Winter Thumb Sucking, Your Thumb Being Alcohol


We're not saying this is the reason Santa's face is so red all the time, but we definitely wouldn't be surprised.

Available starting in October is this bright red set of knitted mittens that also have the benefit of holding up to three ounces of your favorite booze. Like most hidden flask attire, these things come with a spill-proof drinking valve that lets you discreetly knock back the good stuff in line on Black Friday or while racing down the ski slopes.


The sucky part is only one of the mitts comes complete with hidden beer bladder while the other's just a  regular glove. We suggest buying two pairs and giving the normal halves away to granny. God knows what good three ounces would do anyone otherwise.

Mitten Flask: $18 @ Perpetual Kid