The Definitive Charlie Sheen Sandwich

Our friend Nick has definitely hit all major aspects of actor Charlie Sheen‘s spiraling behavior with the different sectors of this sandwich. The skinless chicken breasts showcase the alcohol, one of which was cooked in Vodka and spices, the other was drenched in Tequila, lime juice and cilantro. Of course, what’s a sandwich without bread? Thick, luscious beer bread, to be exact. The breasts (hehe) were then topped with smoked ham and smoked turkey to pay homage on multiple levels to Charlie Sheen’s favorite time passing activity (besides sleeping around).

Finally, the sandwich is rounded out with some sharp cheddar cheese (the dude’s on point lately, have you seen his interviews?) and of course, since his life is making a subsequent turn-around, the sandwich is topped with a couple sunny side up eggs. He’s happy and optimistic, right?!  The best part are the appetizer lines of white powder, just to get the party started. For you youngins reading, those lines are actually just powdered sugar, they’re meant to be sprinkled on your sandwich and drenched with maple syrup. How are you #WINNING today?

 

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