Strategic Tips for Sharing Your Food [HUMOR]

If you’re into that food sharing thing, at least do it efficiently.

I personally feel that my food is my food. Don’t try to touch my hot wings. I’ve never understood the idea that a piece of my cookie, or a couple of my chips could hold you off ’til your next meal. I understand if you want to try the delicious new Doritos that I just copped at 7-Eleven, but if I’m enjoying my Flaming Hot Cheetos, get your own damn bag.

The only time food should be shared is when it is in story form so you can post on your Facebook timeline, or re-tweet it.

I like the concept Pleated Jeans highlights with the Milkshake sharing technique and quite frankly, I’d incorporate that method with all foods. As far as the chicken, you can have the breast. I’m more of a leg and thigh guy.

I know, it’s hard to say no sometimes. So if you do share, here are some helpful tips on preserving the good parts.

Feel free to contribute your own methods of sharing, or experiences with food sharing.

[Thx Pleated Jeans]

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