Starbuck’s Hybrid ‘Duffin’ (Donut-Muffin), Really Just a Jelly-Filled Muffin

Technically, it’s a hybrid. It does combine, in no uncertain ratios, features of one breakfast pastry with another. Really though, it’s a sham. An entirely opportunistic, corporate sham.

Starbucks UK is churning out a new cronut knock-off and calling it a “Duffin,” which is nothing more than a regular muffin “lightly spiced with nutmeg,” coated with sugar, and filled with raspberry jam. Is it donut-shaped? No. Deep fried? Not a chance. Seriously, it’s just a jelly-filled muffin. If you thought the whole hybrid/portmanteau thing was bad already, here is definitive proof the whole mess has officially jumped the shark.

duffin2

OC Weekly reported the following quote from a manager at Starbucks UK:

“This fusion trend elevates traditional American products, so when we combined our American heritage with our hero muffin range and ever popular doughnuts, the Duffin seemed the perfect creation.”

How about we just leave all the unnecessary mash-ups to the professionals, k, UK?

H/T OC Weekly + PicThx Starbucks UK

More content

Eating Out
This Restaurant Built Its Entire Menu Around America’s Protein Obsession
In the current era of “protein over everything,” one New York restaurant is taking that mantra to heart—and even putting it in its name. The…
,
CultureProducts
BuzzBallz Debuts Collection Of Cocktail-Inspired Handbags
BuzzBallz is getting into high fashion this week as it brings its BuzzBagz collection to New York Fashion Week. To celebrate the launch of its…
,
CultureProducts
Jameson Wants To Buy Football Fans $5 Million Worth Of Drinks
Jameson is ready for some football. The Irish whiskey brand recently announced a multiyear partnership as the Official Spirits Sponsor of the NFL, and it’s…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox