Someone Invented Snortable Chocolate For Those In Love With The Cocoa

If you want to teach your kids how to do cocaine, but don’t want them actually getting a strong high quite yet, there’s finally a bridge.

According to the Washington Post, Coco Loko is a snortable chocolate powder that gives you a buzz without all the nasty side effects from actual drugs.

Coko Loko is made by Legal Lean, a company that created a drug free version of cough syrup that can be used like the popular illegal mixed drink.

Some of the effects claimed to come from the powder are an endorphin rush, serotonin rush, euphoric energy, and a calm focus. That means, in one fell swoop, you’ll get a feeling of ecstasy and energy, while reducing your stress and anxiety.

That sounds like a lot of work coming from chocolate, but that’s because the powder is basically an energy drink, containing not only the cacao, but gingko biloba, taurine, and gaurana — all ingredients you can find in energy drinks.

People have actually reviewed this sweet, legal cocaine already, and while some have liked it, others weren’t too keen on the idea of putting things up their nose.

The Washington Post noted that the FDA isn’t quite sure how to regulate this yet, but that there’s no major concerns about snorting it, other than creating a chocolaty mucus in your nose.

Legal Lean was created to provide a drug-free alternative to the popular cough syrup-based drink, and now we have a drug-free version of cocaine.

Cacao is one hell of a non-drug.