Poutine, Taquito and Other Burritos That Are Downright Vulgar

One of our favorite Instagram users to follow has to be The Vulgar Chef. The ridiculous food this guy cooks up makes you simultaneously think, “WTF is that?” and “I must have it!”

He might have outdone himself with these five burritos. At the very least, it shows you can absolutely make anything into a burrito. In a surprising plot twist, he actually wasn’t that vulgar in naming these beastly burritos. Except for the Lobster Mac and Fuck Cheese Burrito, of course.

Without further ado, here’s the heart-stopping, burrito foodporn you’ve been waiting for:

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Taquito Burrito

This insane burrito takes Mexican food to a whole new level. Taquitos within a burrito? Like, how do you even think of that? Burrito-making ingenuity, that’s how.

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Lobster Mac and Fuck Cheese Burrito

Lobster Mac and Cheese sounds good on its own, but The Vulgar Chef decided to go that extra mile and throw 17 strips of bacon into this burrito.

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Chili Mac and Hot Fry Burrito

He must have had some leftover Mac and Cheese and figured stuffing chili cheese fries with it would make an appropriate mix of bubble-gut-inducing burritos.

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Buffalo Chicken and Waffle Burrito

This one should really be considered a California Burrito. California has adopted the Chicken and Waffle, and a visit to Roscoe’s is a must when in Southern California. Couple that with a burrito and you’ve got magic in your mouth. Excuse me as I shed a tear just looking at it.

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