Porn Stars Teach You How To ‘Go Down’ Using Oysters

If it’s been a long day and you just want to watch porn stars lick up some food in a sexual manner, we’ve go your back.

YouTube channel Simple Pickup somehow got access to a variety of porn stars and squeezed some pretty useful oral sex tips out of them.

Yes, this is the same YouTube channel that used fruits to show you how to properly finger a woman. This time, using oysters as a teaching tool, they brought in porn stars Dana DeArmond, Skin Diamond, Anikka Albrite and Penny Pax  to teach you how to properly perform oral sex on a woman.

The girls in the video bless us with great advice such as, “Do long licks up and down” and “If she says ‘Don’t stop. Keep going.’ Please don’t stop.”

We even get an essential tip from Skin Diamond in, “If a pussy burns your face, run.”

Check out the vid for yourself and get schooled. At worst, you just watched a bunch of hot women effectively using their tongues.

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