Apparently Iowans Eat Pop-Tart & Cold Cheese Sandwiches, The Internet Is Disgusted
What the hell are Iowans doing?
Chris Jorgensen is a student at Iowa State University, and gave us a glimpse into what a true Iowan snacks on: Pop-Tart cheese sandwiches.
With a caption that read, “You ain’t from Iowa if you never had one of these,” Jorgensen’s tweets showed slices of American cheese in between two frosted Pop-Tarts.
You ain’t from Iowa if you never had one of these 😤 pic.twitter.com/KSHyLD0mhv
— Chris Jorgensen (@cjorgensen79) November 10, 2017
The struggle sandwich photos were not received with open arms, as the internet was thoroughly disgusted with his tweets, and responded accordingly:
on behalf of iowa, this man is not from iowa. passing to wisconsin since theyre the cheese state.
— blunt182 (@xnecie) November 12, 2017
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Put it in the garbage can where it belongs.
— Ben Visser (@BenVisser43) November 10, 2017
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We don’t claim him pic.twitter.com/F4aYtn91Ql
— sugar bush🌳 (@J_Bayyy) November 13, 2017
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Then people started clamoring for the police to get involved for this atrocity.
This post right here officer pic.twitter.com/Iq6JdxOaR1
— Titi_Denise (@TeaTimeWithTiTi) November 12, 2017
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And the police actually responded.
You’re under arrest https://t.co/ixOFBuN2pQ
— IowaStateU Police (@ISUPD) November 13, 2017
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Someone even did quick maths to make a “Poor Man’s McGriddle.”
Also this user did the math to figure out exactly how poor I️ am pic.twitter.com/fPCp8r8nL8
— Chris Jorgensen (@cjorgensen79) November 12, 2017
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Although Jorgensen was clearly being silly, it seems he actually did take a bite.
The one bite that I did take was a solid 7/10. Not much cheese in the bite.
— Chris Jorgensen (@cjorgensen79) November 12, 2017
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