North Korea has a tendency to send out a global memo every time they "accomplish" something new and innovative. This time, they draw us in with the allure of a long-desired invention that man has drooled over for centuries: hangover-free alcohol.
Those crazy ass scientists over in North Korea recently had a press release claiming that the magical liquor, known as Koryo, won't give you a hangover thanks to a new production method that one can only assume is spearheaded by wizards and mages.
Of course, everyone was very hush hush when asked what the process was, hence our nationally collective skepticism towards that nation as a whole.
Although Koryo Liquor has been in production for quite some time, it is reserved for only the noblemen and women of North Korea, a group that includes the uber-wealthy, athletes, celebrities and upper-class politicians.
Of course, everything that comes out of North Korea should be taken with a grain of salt. Back in June of 2015, Kim Jong-Un and his team crack scientists came up with a drug called Kumdang-2, a new type of medicine that is supposedly "very effective" in treating AIDS, Ebola and a variety of other nigh-incurable diseases.