Mom Mistakenly Thinks Her Daughter’s On Meth, Apologizes With Cake

Moms always fear the worst for their kids. If you don’t answer their phone calls, they think you’re dead. If they catch you kissing your partner, suddenly you’re dating a whore. Let’s not forget the favorite of every son, or daughter: if you’re acting strange, at all, you’re on drugs.

This hilarious throwback tweet from a girl named Rachel Gelmis showed the result of an accidental failed drug test that freaked out her mother.

Gelmis, now 20, said her mom requested her high school conduct a random drug test on her, which is already a paranoid thing to do. The test results showed that Rachel was not only on drugs, but she was on every drug. When the false test got back to her mother, she was mortified to find that her daughter wasn’t just on something mild like weed, but cocaine, meth, and even heroin, too.

As you can imagine, mama Gelmis was going to help her daughter fight this addiction, the only problem is that the school misread the test, and Rachel was actually as clean as Will Smith’s rap lyrics.

An apology cake was in order, as her mom was embarrassed and sorry for doubting her daughter’s sobriety. The cake read: “Sorry we thought you did coke & meth & pot & heroin.”

Now she’s off to college, probably doing all those drugs, for real.

Just kidding, Mrs. Gelmis. You have nothing to worry about, although you probably will anyway.

h/t distractify

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