Undercover Cop Gets Offered A BJ In Exchange For McNuggets

About a year ago, McDonald’s changed its McNugget recipe and made them “healthier.” Now people are sucking dick for them, apparently.

Alex Direeno, a 22-year-old woman in Florida was arrested after nearly giving an undercover police officer fellatio, all for the insanely low price of $25 and a box of chicken McNuggets.

According to the Miami Herald, the officer was leaving a Marathon gas station in Bradentown, when he got waived down by Direeno. As any good undercover officer would do, in complete character, he asked Direeno to get in the car with him, and told her all he wanted was a BJ. After a few minutes of labor negotiations, the woman agreed to go down on him for $25 and some McNuggets.

The detective showed her the money, then pulled over at a nearby neighborhood, where detectives were already patiently waiting to take her into custody.

Direeno was charged with prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia and is being held on a $620 bond. Some quick math tells us, that at her asking price, she’d have to perform 24.8 blow jobs and receive an estimated 250 McNuggets before she can bail herself out of jail, but with hard work and persistence, anything is possible.

Only in Florida.

h/t brobible

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