So, now McDonald's is messing with us, trying to get cute with their user-generated questions. They were asked why the McRib is seasonal, and they basically answered by telling us all, "Fuck you." Well, they actually tried to be cutesy about it by saying that "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" and that "the McRib comes back when it wants to come back."

There's a time and a place for everything, but you should never mess around when it comes to the McRib. Give it to us straight, McDonald's. Now I don't know if I can trust any of the other questions you've answered.