Jimmy John’s Savagely Calls Out A Twitter User For ‘Eating Ass’
Social media has created an outlet for customers to vent their displeasure over restaurants, and for those restaurants to respond and try to make things square again. This might be the first time one of those interactions involved anal sexual pleasure, though.
Twitter user @wenotsocks sent out a tweet about Jimmy John’s, saying, “Jimmy John’s has the worst subs ever. I’ve eaten ass that tastes better than their subs.”
Jimmy johns has the worst subs ever. I’ve eaten ass that tastes better than their subs. No offense to Jimmy John. He seem like a good dude
— #YourBoyWeNotSocks (@WeNotSocks) October 5, 2016
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Jimmy John’s Twitter account promptly responded, asking about the odd comparison.
Lmaoo @WeNotSocks and @jimmyjohns pic.twitter.com/y4nT5QeGTF
— Jebs (@JebssbeJ) October 5, 2016
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Keeping things honest, the We Not Socks responded back, letting Jimmy John’s know what’s up.
Yes Jimmy johns. I have partaken in the act of anilingus, it’s why I talk so much shit. To be fair you guise have freaky fast delivery. https://t.co/aYNwAuwoD8
— #YourBoyWeNotSocks (@WeNotSocks) October 5, 2016
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Jimmy John’s wasn’t going to roast him. It was just a simple question.
@WeNotSocks No judgement! Thanks 👍
— Jimmy John’s (@jimmyjohns) October 5, 2016
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They eventually moved forward from the behind conversation and got to the root of the problem.
Anytime. Actually I think my only complaint was that the bread was too hard. Have a great day! https://t.co/SbfkV1hUwo
— #YourBoyWeNotSocks (@WeNotSocks) October 5, 2016
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While Jimmy John’s didn’t offer a solution, at least someone tweeted out a helpful suggestion.
.@jimmyjohns we got you fam. https://t.co/Okij5y0rwO @WeNotSocks pic.twitter.com/yM9q6fzj3h
— Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) October 5, 2016
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I think the overarching lesson of the entire Twitter battle is, be careful what you put in your mouth, whether it’s Jimmy John’s, or a different asset.
