Well, it's about damn time, IHOP.
Rejoice, Foodbeasters, for the time to stuff ourselves to the point of puking is finally here again! Starting today and extending until February 14th, IHOP will allow their patrons to eat as many sweet, buttery pancakes as their bodies can handle.
Starting at just $5.49 (although prices may vary depending on region), you can order a stack of five pancakes, then get stacks of two after that for as long as your butter-clogged heart desires. For $6.99, you'll get the same deal, only with whatever fruit you desire on top.
Finally, if you're interested in pushing the limits of your stomach but still need a little more substance to your meals, you can order the combo plate that will feature two eggs, hashbrowns, and your choice of bacon, ham, or sausage.
The combo meals range from $6.99-$9.99, depending on the number of eggs and meat you request with your initial dish.
Unfortunately, it's only the pancakes that can be eaten continuously until kingdom comes. Still, I'll wait for the all-you-can-eat bacon. It's coming, I know it...