I love the kids! The Sour Patch Kids!

It has become ritual, for almost the past five years for my friends to shower me with packages of Sour Patch Kids and other sour candy concoctions upon the celebration of my day of birth. Indeed, one of the few who were generous enough to do so (thanks Reggie!), brought forth two luscious bags of high-calorie goodness…and oh do I love these kids. I decided to have my own award tour of such with the goodies:

There are plenty of stereotypical ways of opening the bag, the above is my preferred method.

These suckers don’t melt in your hand…so go buck wild, keep them on your tip for as long as you want!

If you’ve seen the TV commercials, these little kids are sour…then sweet. Above, the yellow flavor is attacking my boy Mike (rest assured, “no homo” was vocalized when taking this over-saturated photo).

It’s a good thing I love the yellow flavor…I saved the day.

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