It seems only appropriate that we purchase this Etsy apron from maker LucilleMaul in bulk. Because, really, when was the last time you bumped up your kitchen game? Baked a few cookies while trapped in the closet? If you've never made breakfast while listening to "I Believe I can Fly," then you, my friend, have never lived.

Now you can do all those things, thanks to LucilleMaul's foresight and/or wit. It's a good thing, too. I was getting worried I'd have to rely on Ice-T/Ice Cube hip-hop/kitchen puns, or watching LL Cool J make eggs before getting attacked by a shark, a lá Deep Blue Sea. He doesn't even sing in that movie!

Hot and Fresh Out the Kitchen R. Kelly Apron $25 @Etsy

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