Hilarious Rant on Sh*tty Burrito Building Everyone Should Read Immediately

“Have you ever been to earth?” asks pen-named LuckyShirt upon receiving a burrito built like the accompanying illustration (see above) with ingredients packed into ill-conceived zones.

The entire rant is addressed to Guy Who Just Made My Burrito, and reminds the cemented jackass that “Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line.”

Catch his full rant on Medium.com, and let’s keep tabs on his Twitter account to make sure this guy doesn’t cross paths with some dyslexic Chipotle burrito artist in the near future.

Until then let me finish this burrito, but “HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.”