Gummi Green Army Men

If it wasn’t for movies like Toy Story, I’d have let these awesome memories of my childhood slip away into the same crevice 90s cartoons fell into. Luckily for us, Albanese has recreated these Green Army Men in gummi molds, allowing us to chew on them without feeling like a sloppy 4-year old (no offense to the 4-year olds reading) or like a perverted old man (no offense to the…well you get the picture).

The Albenese Gummy Military Heroes come in the above pictured green, as well as a patriotic red, blue and clear variety (pictured below). Regardless of the color, they’ll run you about 9 bucks for 1.5 lbs of the candy.

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