Girlfriend Stabs Boyfriend for Starting Thanksgiving Dinner Without Her

If you have a girlfriend who gets pissed when you do things without her, you can definitely relate to this.

According to NY Daily News, a Pennsylvania woman chased her boyfriend around the house, eventually caught him and stabbed him in the chest.

The reason this man was assaulted in such a vicious manner was because he started eating Thanksgiving dinner without the stabber.

The woman was apparently passed out, recovering from a bender, and the boyfriend was not about to wait for her to wake up. So he started grubbing on the already prepared Thanksgiving dinner.

That could be considered a little rude, at least the girlfriend thought so, and proceeded to shank him.

Officers on the scene found the man inside the house, holding a towel over his chest, and the woman confessed to the stabbing.

The boyfriend was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries and will probably hate Thanksgiving forever.

The woman was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terror threats.

This kind of reminds me of the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disneyland, where the woman is chasing the mustached man around the house with a broom. Except this woman had a knife, and there probably weren’t as many drunk pirates chillin’ outside this couple’s home.

H/T NY Daily News

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