We've all been there before, chomping down on your girlfriend's edible gummy panties (or that loopy girl from across the street that has all the new X-Box games...), and then when you come up for air you realize, damn, I think I might have a cavity. Well now, you won't have to worry about damaging your sweet tooth with the introduction of Brief Jerky. You read right, we're talking about Edible Meat Underwear.
This new undergarment is 100% edible, and 100% meat. Using a few simple ingredients, including a couple pounds of ground beef, Slim Jims, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, liquid smoke and seasoning...along with tools like a dehydrator, rolling pin, X-acto knife and parchment paper, you can have meat underwear in no time.
If you're looking for a new way to get your reluctant significant other to "eat your meat" this Valentine's Day, this might be your best shot. Enjoy.