This ‘Ring’ Flavored Milkshake Proves Horror Apparently Tastes like Lemons and Chocolate

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Most people don’t usually lick the creepy long-haired monster girl crawling out of their TVs so they can figure out what she tastes like. And then there’s Japan.

Because nothing screams (look ma, I made a funny) “summer refreshment” like the country’s most terrifying export, Japanese burger chain Lotteria has partnered with Japan’s Ministry of the Environment to promote its new ‘Ring’-inspired milkshake, modeled after the always petrifying Sadako herself.

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Sure, the blue-dyed lemonade-flavored base and drizzled chocolate “hair” probably aren’t enough to kill you within a week, but they might be a little hard to suck down without imagining them tasting like a mix of sewer water and death. Kinda makes you wish you just never watched that stupid video in the first place, huh?

H/T + Picthx Rocket News

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