Edible Anus Chocolate Gives a New, Uncomfortable Meaning to ‘Brown-Nosing’

Meet your anus. He might not get much attention during your day-to-day, but this fancy, artisan, preservative-free Belgian chocolate from the UK totally looks like him. I mean, I’m guessing.

Dubbed the “Edible Anus,” this totally cracked-out treat is handmade and preservative free, made using a mold “crafted from the posterior” of the company’s “stunning butt model.” Which means you are literally eating out of somebody’s ass.

It’s not all bad though. Imagine giving a pack of these to your dad for Father’s day, or your favorite professor for graduation. If you’re going to be a brown-noser, you should do it shamelessly, tastefully. Go on, don’t be an arse.

Available in white, milk chocolate and dark chocolate, as well as a new special edition silver version @ edibleanus.com.

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H/T + PicThx Design Taxi

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