Spotted: Super Mario Mushrooms Hiding in the Produce Section

Picture this: You’re in the middle of grocery shopping when you see a pack of red and white spotted Mario mushrooms just sitting there between the portabello and the buttons. Now I know what you’re thinking: “If I eat those, will I get bigger, gain more health or get super-fast?” Forget the fact that you had some mushrooms last night and there’s a good chance you’re imagining things. Just hurry up and grab them, before you step on another Goomba.

Wait, hang on, I think I’m confusing video games and reality again. That’s not a Goomba, that’s somebody’s kid. And these aren’t actual Mario mushrooms, they’re guerilla art designed by Toronto street artist Aiden Glynn and planted at his local grocery store. My bad.

Unfortunately, because we do live IRL, chances are consuming these won’t make you any bigger, healthier or faster than you already are. Unless of course it does. In which case, call me. I need friends who don’t think I’m nuts.

shrooms1

H/T Obvious Winner + PicThx Pizza and Pixels

More content

Products
You Have To Fill Out An Application To Try This Ultra-Exclusive Tequila
A new tequila brand is redefining the word “exclusive.” Called Tequila Purísima, it hails from Purísima del Rincón, Guanajuato, and breaks away from the celebrity-backed…
,
Eating OutProducts
Waffle House Debuts New Cold Brew Cans In Limited Test Run
Waffle House is in the news again, and luckily, this time not for fights. The restaurant is selling a ready-to-drink version of its popular cold…
,
Eating Out
Acclaimed Restaurant Noma Is Coming To Los Angeles
Words that come to mind when you think of Noma: next-level, cutting-edge, Michelin darling—descriptors earned from years atop “World’s Best” lists and for redefining modern…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox