Vampire Repellent: Garlic Mints

It doesn’t matter if you’re on team Edward, team Jacob, or team “I hate Twilight series and anything resembling it”. Protect yourself from any unwanted neck bites with these Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints. Each 2-inch tin holds 100 garlic flavored mints. Although the vampires may be at bay, no one wants a mouthful of garlic. Be prepared, because your boyfriend or girlfriend will be far away from your face for awhile. ($2.99 @ Perpetual Kid)

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