Video: Congressmen Submit Bill to Keep IHOP Open Later

This interesting video from The Onion news network gives us a bit of an insight into an alternate universe where Congress deals with important issues. Issues like petitioning, via the government, that IHOP be open 24 hours a day. Oh yeah, make a monorail to all locations, regardless of where we’re at currently.

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