Trey Songz and Fabolous – What is it They Are Poppin'?

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I love this new track by this Trey Songz, featuring Fabolous entitled, “Say Ahh”. To say the least, this song was 1000x better before I caught the video on YouTube. The lyrics are made up of lines like, “we don’t buy no drinks at the bar, we pop champagne ’cause we got that dough,” this is dope and all, but have you ever wondered how much the bottles they’re poppin’ actually cost?

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Could this, in actuality, simply be a long-winded post about something completely  erroneous? Possibly. But thanks to some amazing ethnographic research we conducted via highly intellectual YouTube comments, we’ve come to the conclusion that Trey Songz is in fact littering his video with bottles of Nuvo, a delicate French sparkling wine, predominately made up of chardonnay with a touch of Pinot Noir.

Now you’re asking, “Yo Elie? How can I ball out like my dude Trey Songz and my other-brother-from-another-mother, Fabolous [cash money dollah institute]” It’s actually going to be a bit easier than predicted. For a mere $26.95, you can actually ball on the same level as an Atlantic Records recording artist! So unless you’re on a bitch-level and you’re still drinking that Dom Pérignon, get on Trey Songz’ level, switch to that Nuvo! [/sarcasm]

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