The great thing about smartphones and Instagram is that they let everyone be food photographers. The awful thing is that they let f*cking everyone be f*cking food photographers.

The iphoneography clichés are exhausted and endless, enough so that you don’t even have to see an Instagram feed to know what it probably looks like. Here’s a shot of some #homemade sautéed spinach and salmon, because your former college roommate is such a good #chef now. And here’s another of some Bloody Marys and half-empty mimosas, because you and your girlfriends got totally white girl #schwasted last night.

The Satiregram Instagram account takes our favorite Instagram clichés, handwrites, and filter-izes them for your viewing pleasure, from the simple “Arizona Iced Tea” to the “Starbucks Frappuccino + yoga mat.”

Check out some of our favorite food-related shots below, and follow @satiregram for more.

H/T Design Taxi