While not everyone can say they love Valentine's (who does?), most of us still appreciate a cupcake or two when that second week of February finally draws to a close. Admittedly, what with the rise of cupcakes in the last few years, you've got quite a few options for exchange. Liquor cupcakes, blue cupcakes, cupcakes eaten in the proper fashion, etc. In case you get confused, here's a list you may want to think twice about before you head into your bake-away-the-blues day.
1. Redundancy Cupcakes
Also known as "cupcake-ception."
2. Xhibit(ionist) Cupcakes
Yo, dawg, we heard you liked cupcakes.
3. Nerdy Cupcakes
Actually, this is pretty cool. No complaints here.
4. Colorful Vagina Cupcakes
No comment. Okay, one comment: Those coconut shavings . . . too much.
Why does this cupcake have a pie inside it? Don't worry about it. Just enjoy your double dessert.
7. Chinese Food Cupcakes
8. Healthy Cupcakes
Muffins, in other words. There is a difference, people. We are not fooled.
9. Meatloaf Cakes
AKA "Fakecakes." This is dinner, not dessert.
10. Inverted Cupcakes
What, no frosting?
11. Mini Cupcakes
Cute, but ultimately unsatisfying. You'll end up eating forty of them, and then explode. That's a bad day.
12. Cupcake Cereal
Heeeeey . . . this isn't a cupcake.