McDonald’s to Release Adventure Time Happy Meal Toys

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How many of you are squealing with absolute delight upon reading this? Yes, McDonald’s will be unleashing Adventure Time Happy Meal Toys starting January 17.

We. Are. Giggling. In. Our. Stockings. Right. Now. The whimsical series features a “Bendy” Finn and Jake with moveable appendages, a sword-wielding Finn, an freeze-blasting Ice King, a “channel changin’” BMO and a pogo-stick like version of Jake. However, according to Happy Meal.com, these are boy’s toys, while the girls get stuck with Pepto-Bismo-colored Paul Frank trinkets. Erm, bullsh*t.

H/T Kotaku



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  • Linda Lovelush

    OMG, I hope they bring back Happy Meal toys for good. Screw all those PC people who think toys in Happy Meals create negativity by luring children to unhealthy foods just because a toy is included. This is America, dammit. When I heard the toys in Happy Meals were stopping – and why – all I could say is “what the hell is happening to this country? Toys and Happy Meals go together like peanut butter and jelly.”

    If this is true and they really do this, I’m gonna start ordering Happy Meals just for the pure pleasure of getting a toy.

    (yes, I’m an adult… I think)

    Thanks for the heads up on the gender thing, though. When they ask “is this for a boy or a girl?” I’ll definitely say a boy, haha.

    • Marionetta

      You can buy the toy without the Happy Meal.

      • Linda Lovelush

        Yeah, but that’s no fun. I want the Happy Meal, too.

        LOL

  • Kathy Tokarczyk Gallo

    We cannot find #6!!!! We went twice a week, we were getting them just fine then after #5, they went back to #1??? In the Chicago suburbs and my DAUGHTERS love this show!