There are very few thing's that could make Jim Henson's 1986 cult-classic Labyrinth more amazing or more creepy. Monster puppets? Check. 1980's rock ballads? Check.  Jennifer Connelly performing early-era fanfic-slash in a geeky-chic nightgown? Check.

David Bowie in classic drag? Check, check and check.

Great, so now that we've agreed no one can improve the classic, let's move on to paraphernalia -- most recently these hand-painted mugs featuring those weird-ass door knockers that, like almost everyone else in the movie (excupt Ludo, of course. Who doesn't love Ludo?), were entirely useless in finding that darn baby.

RileyMicDesigns of Etsy hand paints each mug, and says they are a-okay for dishwashers, but recommends hand-washing, because seriously, have you seen the movie? Make one mistake, and BAM, you've eaten a date-rape peach, and you're in a weird masquerade with David Bowie and bubbles.

Fail.

Labyrinth Door Knocker Coffee Mugs $25 (Set of 2) @Etsy

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