Zombie Juice Canteen

Ready to keep your hipster juices flowing? Zombies are definitely “in”, and what better way to proclaim your fandom than with this Zombie Juice Canteen? The green, aluminum coated bottle is ready for all your liquid-carrying needs up to 17oz. Standing at 8.75″ tall and 2.5″ diameter, its size is ready to be clipped to your Ninja Turtles backpack (or whatever messenger back, I’m not up on hipster culture as of late).

Available at ThinkGeek, the fellas over there even include a recipe for Zombie Juice in the product description:

Zombie Juice Recipe
5 Zombies
8 Cups Water
1 Sprig of Mint
Blend together in an industrial strength blender and serve chilled. Perfect for hot summer days while dealing with the Zombie Apocalypse. Of course, the above recipe is even better when you tote it around in your Zombie Juice Water Bottle.

 

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