Apparently wet mustaches are a problem for some people. You'd think people would cherish the ability to lick their lips and have that extra taste after the initial sip, but for those with a hipster handlebar mustache that looks even dumber when wet, there is now a solution.
The Whisker Dam protects your luxuriously combed upper lip and keeps it dry as an overcooked turkey.
This handcrafted tool is made of 100 percent copper, 100 percent non-toxic, and 100 percent unnecessary. They say it's "like an umbrella for your face," but you can also say it's like a sanitary napkin for your upper lip.
They might as well create a Starbucks coffee-like lid to protect your fragile nose from getting foamy, or special beer glass mittens so your hands won't get cold.
Cheers, Whisker Dam. May your 'stache be dry and lonely this winter.
PicThx Whisker Dam