This Flowchart Tells You Which Fast Food to Eat, According to Age, Location & Time

Are you a cop? No? Cool. Are you high? Yes? Do you live on the east coast? Yes? Then hustle on over to the closest White Castle. Helping munchie-ridden eaters everywhere, the below flow chart helps you decide where to eat according to specifics such as age, occupation, location and time.

It’s a handy tool of sorts when the weekend hits, it’s 3 am and you and your friends are arguing over which fast food chain to hit up. So, set aside your differences and pull up this chart for the final word. I just used this to help me decide which spot to hit up after work and I got In-N-Out. Double-Double and strawberry milkshake, I see you.

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