The absurdity of Yelp reviews lives on. Everyone is a critic, and oftentimes the least sensible reviews come at the hands of 1-star reviewers taking on restaurants that have notoriously high ratings. Inspired by Jimmy Kimmel’s Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, we asked three Yelp-savvy and prominent restaurant owners-chefs to read off some of the 1-star Yelp reviews.

Here’s the lineup:

Chef Jason Quinn, The Playground, MTV2, Food Network

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Daniel Shemtob (Shitcob), The Lime Truck, Food Network

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Scott Afters Nghiem, Afters Ice Cream, Milky Bun Fame