Vitamin Water: Dragonfruit (C + Taurine)

‘Since the days of fighting fire-breathing, maiden-frightening reptiles are behind us (seemingly), we have to focus on other feats of strength. Like Crunches and push-ups. Evil workouts quiver when they see you and your taurine-packin’ sidekick coming. So go ahead and try a nice spot of fly fishing in a tank of hungry sperm whales. It’s time to ignite your inner beast.’ (Thx vitaminwater)

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