The ‘Alcohol Bouquet’ is a Real Thing

There are a lot of ways to show love…and one of the longest standing gestures is giving your friend or loved one a bouquet of flowers, fruit (Edible Arrangements), bacon…or alcohol? That’s right, an Alcohol Bouquet is an actual thing.

Considering miniature bottles of alcohol are super cute, what better way to show your alcohol guzzling roommate/boyfriend/girlfriend/frat bro how much you love them than with a bouquet of grandaddy’s cough syrup?

Looks easy enough to make, grab a fun-looking pail, grab some dirt (better yet, fill it with crushed up brownies and sour gummy worms), get long green stems of some kind, tape them properly to your alcohol bottles of choice, and give it to a lucky, lucky individual.

Stay thirsty friends:

(Thx @Cocomohnkern)

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