Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Under normal circumstances, not many people would seek safety for their hands in the mouth of a shark, but with these Shark Bite Oven Mitts, times have undoubtedly changed. Made of a polyester, neoprene and nylon blend, these mitts should keep your hands safe from the kitchen elements, even if your hand is ludicrously shoved into the open mouth of a shark. ($18 @ FredFlare)
