Only in Florida: Nude Men Break into a Restaurant to Steal 60 Hamburgers, 3 Pounds of Bacon

What do you do if you’re in Florida, naked with your bros and really really hungry? Break into a restaurant and do a really bad job at being subtle, apparently.

Last Sunday, surveillance cameras at Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Springs caught two naked men and one undies-clad assistant breaking and entering the establishment in search of munchies. In the video, the hungry bandits stumble around haphazardly in search of grub, before finally hauling away 60 hamburgers, 3 pounds of bacon, 3 red peppers and a paddleboard. This all happened at approximately 3 am, of course.

Taking a page from Hansel and Gretel, the three thieves left a trail of red peppers on the beach near a bathhouse. The police have yet to find the thieves, but that shouldn’t be too hard. Just look for a pair of undies next to the half-eaten bacon burgers.

only-in-florida

H/T news-press

More content

Products
A Weed-Infused Liquor Just Dropped—And It Won’t Give You A Hangover
1906, a cannabis company specializing in fast-acting edibles, has announced 1906 Spirits, a neutral cannabis-infused spirit designed to blend with cocktails, mocktails, sparkling water, soda,…
,
Eating Out
This NYC Spot Made A Grilled Cheese Tomato Soup Pizza For Fall
Krave It Pizza and Sandwich Joint is getting ready for the cozy season with its new Grilled Cheese Tomato Soup Pizza.  Baked on unbleached, unbromated…
,
CultureProducts
This New Bose Bluetooth Speaker Looks Like A Stick of Butter
Bose, maker of pristine-quality audio equipment, has teamed up with CNC Merch, a company that specializes in unique branded merch and promotional products, to launch…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox