Monster Sandwich Pie

I am a sandwich nut. Even when I’m full and have topped the tank of my stomach off, if I’m offered a sandwich I can’t remember the last time I didn’t accept. In this case, we’re looking at a behemoth of a sandwich in the form of a pie. This bad boy takes a King’s Hawaiian original round bread loaf (can you say “DAAAAAYUM”??) and stuffs it with half a roast ham, half a roast turkey, a tub of sour cream, a tub of cream cheese and a full pound of cheddar and Swiss cheeses. GIVE ME A BREAK! Actually, just give me a slice!! (PicThx TIWYH)